hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

(via sextnoise)

Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my 

  • Husband
  • Bestfriend
  • Brother

(Source: baekmints, via gosialovesbarca)

Send your dreams
Where nobody hides
Give your tears
To tide

No time
No time

There’s no end
There is no goodbye
Disappear
With the night

            M83 - wait

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

murderotic:

everywhere

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)